Dinner sayings funny
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian."
3. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist."
4. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast."
5. "I'm not a picky eater, I'm a selective connoisseur."
6. "I'm not hungry, I'm just bored...and the fridge is calling my name."
7. "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall for my weight."
8. "I'm trying to eat healthy, but chocolate keeps calling my name."
9. "I'm trying to cut back on carbs, but then I see a basket of bread and all bets are off."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a culinary magician – I make food disappear!"
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1. The best compass is a clear conscience.2. Follow your inner compass, it will never lead you astray.3. A compass always points north, but it's up to you to choose your direction.4. Let your heart be your compass and your soul be your guide.5. In the journey of life, let your values be you
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