Dirty fortune cookies sayings

1. "Your future is as murky as a mud puddle."

2. "Bad luck follows you like a trail of dirt."

3. "Your luck is so dirty, it needs a good scrubbing."

4. "May your fortune be as grimy as a neglected street."

5. "Your fate is as filthy as a garbage dump."

6. "In the dirt of your future lies misfortune."

7. "Your luck is so soiled, it needs a deep cleaning."

8. "May your future be as grimy as a neglected alleyway."

9. "Your fortune is as tarnished as a rusty old penny."

10. "The dirt of misfortune clings to your destiny."

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