Dirty magic 8 ball sayings
1. "Outlook not so good, just like your hygiene."
2. "Signs point to you needing a shower."
3. "Reply hazy, try cleaning up first."
4. "Don't count on it, unless you count on getting clean."
5. "My sources say no, but my nose says yes."
6. "Better not tell you now, but definitely better to wash up."
7. "Ask again later, after you've washed your hands."
8. "Cannot predict now, but I predict a bath in your future."
9. "My reply is no, unless you're asking if you need a bath."
10. "Concentrate and ask again, but concentrate on cleaning yourself first."
Above is Dirty magic 8 ball sayings.
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