Dirty old wise sayings
1. "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
2. "A dirty house is a sign of a clean conscience."
3. "Dirty hands make clean money."
4. "A dirty joke is a good laugh wasted on the prudish."
5. "A dirty mirror reflects a clean soul."
6. "A dirty mouth speaks the truth."
7. "Dirty laundry is a sign of a life well-lived."
8. "A dirty mind is a creative mind."
9. "Dirty deeds are done dirt cheap."
10. "A dirty mind is a playground for the devil."
Above is Dirty old wise sayings.
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