Discordian sayings
1. "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."
2. "The universe is a joke. Even before I was shown the meaning of life in a dream at 3:30 on February 14, 1959, I knew that the real meaning of life was that it was a joke."
3. "Chaos is the score upon which reality is written."
4. "The only way to deal with chaos is to become accustomed to it. You must learn to see the beauty in disorder."
5. "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the joke."
6. "The sacred Chao is the symbol of everything you can ever need to know about everything."
7. "The more you know, the less you understand."
8. "The only way to find order in chaos is to embrace the chaos and find the order within it."
9. "The only constant in the universe is change. Embrace it, for it is the only true reality."
10. "Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!"
Above is Discordian sayings.
1. Adventure is out there.2. Thanks for the adventure. Now go have a new one!3. You are my greatest adventure.4. I do not like the cone of shame.5. Squirrel!6. You don't talk much... I like you!7. I was hiding under your porch because I love you.8. I am not a hero, I am a wilderness e
1. Side by side or miles apart, siblings will always be connected by heart.2. Siblings: the only enemy you can't live without.3. A sibling is a built-in best friend for life.4. Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and cari
1. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?2. Whistle while you work.3. Someday my prince will come.4. Just remember, you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine.5. The sweetest sounds of the forest are the voices of the birds.6. Oh, how silly of me. I'm not afr
1. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.2. I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively insane.3. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.4. I'm not crazy, I'm just a few fries short of a Happy Meal.5. I'm not crazy, I'm just on a first-name basis with the voices in my head.6. I'm
1. Control freaks are like toddlers with a remote control - they just can't resist pushing all the buttons.2. Control freaks don't need a GPS, they already have a map of everyone's lives in their head.3. Trying to reason with a control freak is like trying to teach a cat to bark - it's just not
1. Blondes have more fun.2. Life is better as a blonde.3. Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.4. Being blonde is a state of mind.5. Blondes do it better.6. Blondes are sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.7. Blondes make the best memories.8. Blondes are
1. Poop deck: all hands on deck!2. I'm a little stinker, but I'm worth it!3. I'm on a roll... of toilet paper!4. I'm the boss of my own bottom!5. Diaper duty: it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it!6. I'm a diaper dynamo!7. I'm the king/queen of the potty throne!8. I'm a diaper d
1. Smile bright like a diamond!2. Floss like a boss!3. Don't forget to brush and flush!4. Keep calm and brush on!5. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear!6. Let's make your smile sparkle!7. Don't be a plaque on society, brush and floss daily!8. A healthy mouth is a happy mouth!
1. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.2. Adventure awaits around every corner.3. Wanderlust: a strong desire to travel and explore the world.4. Collect moments, not things.5. Not all who wander are lost.6. Travel far, travel often.7. Explore, dream, discover.8. The
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. The falling leaves drift by the window, the autumn leaves of red and gold. - Johnny Mercer3. A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer's wave goodbye. - Unknown4. The leaves are falling, and I am in love with letting