Dish towels with funny sayings

1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry"

2. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"

3. "I like big bundts and I cannot lie"

4. "This kitchen is seasoned with love"

5. "I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it"

6. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster"

7. "I have a great appetite for life, but a terrible appetite for dishes"

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode"

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist"

10. "I'm too glam to give a damn about dirty dishes"

Above is Dish towels with funny sayings.

Funny st patrick sayings

1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway - it's St. Patrick's Day!3. Irish you a lucky day filled with green beer and leprechaun cheer!4. I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish.5. Irish I had more b

Sayings about everyone in a village bakers makers

1. In a village, bakers are the heart and soul of the community, filling homes with warmth and delicious aromas.2. The makers in the village craft with skill and passion, creating treasures that bring joy to all.3. A village is only as strong as its bakers and makers, who work tirelessly to pro

Love sayings for her animation

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my love for you will never fade away.2. In your eyes, I see the reflection of my soul, forever entwined in love's eternal scroll.3. Like a beautiful melody, your love fills my heart with harmony.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle, the one who mak

Planet sayings

1. Out of this world2. Lost in space3. Over the moon4. On another planet5. Planet of the apes6. Living on a different planet7. Planet-hopping8. Planet Earth9. Planet of the living10. Planet of the giants

Distant family sayings

1. Blood is thicker than water.2. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.3. Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.4. A family that eats together, stays together.5. Family is not an important thing, it's ever

Sailor moon sayings in the name of love

In the name of love and justice, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil!

Sayings during sex

1. Oh, yes, right there.2. I want you so bad.3. Don't stop, keep going.4. You feel amazing.5. I love how you touch me.6. I'm yours, take me.7. Harder, faster.8. I'm so close.9. I can't get enough of you.10. You drive me wild.

Chik filet sayings

Here are some popular sayings associated with Chick-fil-A:1. My pleasure - This is the signature response from Chick-fil-A employees when you thank them for their service.2. Eat mor chikin - This is the famous slogan of Chick-fil-A, often seen on their advertising campaigns featuring cows encour

Nice sayings for your wife

1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the love of my life and the light of my world.3. My heart is full of love for you, now and forever.4. You are the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me.5. I am grateful every day for the love and happiness you bring into my life.

Funny irony quotes and sayings

1. I'm writing a book on irony. It's a work in progress. 2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.3. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.4. I'm not saying I hate you, but I woul