Doctor sayings funny

1. "I told my patient to take their medicine with a glass of water, but they just threw the pill at me and drank the water instead."

2. "I asked my patient if they had any allergies, and they said, 'Yes, to Mondays.'"

3. "I told my patient they needed to cut back on their sugar intake, and they replied, 'But doctor, chocolate is a vegetable, right?'"

4. "I asked my patient how they were feeling, and they said, 'Like a million bucks... in medical bills.'"

5. "I told my patient they needed to exercise more, and they said, 'Does lifting the remote count?'"

6. "I asked my patient if they were getting enough sleep, and they said, 'I'll sleep when I'm dead.'"

7. "I told my patient they needed to eat more fruits and vegetables, and they said, 'Does pizza count as a vegetable?'"

8. "I asked my patient if they were taking their medication as prescribed, and they said, 'Well, I'm taking it... does that count?'"

9. "I told my patient they needed to reduce their stress levels, and they said, 'I'll start by not stressing about reducing my stress.'"

10. "I asked my patient if they were staying hydrated, and they said, 'I drink so much water, I'm practically a fish.'"

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