Dog walker sayings

1. "A tired dog is a happy dog."

2. "Life is short, walk the dog."

3. "Every dog has its day, make sure it's a good one."

4. "In a world full of chaos, a dog's love is pure."

5. "The best therapist has fur and four legs."

6. "Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts."

7. "Wag more, bark less."

8. "The best things in life are furry."

9. "Happiness is a long walk with a dog."

10. "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

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