Door sayings funny

1. "Knock, knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be a fool, open the door!"

2. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out...unless you really deserve it."

3. "I'm not a doormat, but I do open doors for people."

4. "Behind every closed door is a cat plotting your demise."

5. "I'm not a doorman, but I do enjoy opening doors to new possibilities."

6. "I'm not a fan of closed doors, unless they're soundproof and you're on the other side."

7. "I don't always open doors, but when I do, it's usually to let the cat in."

8. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It's heavy and I don't want to fix it."

9. "Opportunity may knock, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

10. "I don't need a key to open doors, just a good sense of humor."

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