Doormats with funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that could be featured on doormats:
1. "Come back with a warrant"
2. "Wipe your paws... and your feet"
3. "Knock, knock. Who's there? Not interested."
4. "Please hide packages from husband"
5. "Welcome, we're not ready to see you yet"
6. "Beware of dog... he's friendly, but slobbery"
7. "If you forgot the wine, go home"
8. "Shoes optional, wine required"
9. "Ring bell for service... or just yell really loud"
10. "Home is where the wifi connects automatically"
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1. Today I am a woman.2. With faith, strength, and determination, I embrace my responsibilities as a Jewish woman.3. May I continue to grow in wisdom and understanding as I journey into adulthood.4. Blessed are You, O Lord our God, who has sustained me and brought me to this moment.5. I am
1. You're the gravy to my mashed potatoes, the cranberry sauce to my turkey, and the pumpkin pie to my Thanksgiving feast.2. I'm thankful for you every day, but especially on Thanksgiving when I get to share this special day with my favorite person.3. You're the stuffing to my turkey, the sweet
1. Yeah, baby, yeah!2. Oh, behave!3. Do I make you horny, baby?4. Groovy, baby!5. I'm a sexy beast!6. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?7. It's not my bag, baby!8. I'm the boss, need the info.9. Danger's my middle name.10. Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and laughter.2. Wishing you a magical holiday season filled with peace and happiness.3. Sending warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.4. May the spirit of Christmas bring you hope, love, and blessings.5. Wishing you a season o
1. A lazy person is like a rocking chair - they move a lot but don't go anywhere.2. The lazier a person is, the more things they have to do tomorrow.3. Lazy people work the hardest, trying to find an easier way.4. A lazy person's favorite activity is watching other people work.5. Lazy hands
1. You're the sprinkles to my cupcake, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the best friend a person could ask for!2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!3. You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the best friend a person could ask for!4. Y
1. A man's home is his castle. - English proverb2. Buy land, they're not making it anymore. - Mark Twain3. Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the
1. That's all folks! - Porky Pig2. And that's a wrap! 3. Goodnight, and good luck. - Edward R. Murrow4. Until next time, stay classy. 5. And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain. - Frank Sinatra6. Thank you for watching, see you next time! 7. And that's a wrap, folks!
1. He is not here; he has risen! - Matthew 28:62. I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die. - John 11:253. For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive. - 1 Corinthians 15:224. The resurrection gives my life meaning and dire
Sure, here are some popular Russian sayings that could make great tattoo ideas:1. Лучше синица в руках, чем журавль в небе (Better a sparrow in hand than a crane in the sky) - meaning it's better to have something small and certain than to risk losing something bigger.2. Глаза боятся, а руки дела