Drinking jokes and sayings

1. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."

2. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a light-hearted drinker."

3. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."

4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life."

5. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."

6. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

7. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm having a conversation with my drink."

8. "I only drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."

9. "I'm not sure if the glass is half full or half empty, but I know there's room for more wine."

10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner pirate."

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