Drunk sayings to cops
I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I couldn't do that.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Because I'm too sexy for my car.
I swear, I only had one drink... okay, maybe two... or three.
I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my sobriety test.
I may be drunk, but at least I'm not driving a clown car.
I'm not drunk, I'm just avoiding potholes by swerving.
Officer, I think my GPS is drunk, it keeps telling me to drive into the lake.
I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to blend in with the traffic cones.
I'll stop drinking as soon as you stop arresting people.
I'm not drunk, I'm just celebrating my freedom to party.
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