1. "Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862"
2. "I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Drinking Responsibly"
3. "Trust Me, You Can Dance - Vodka"
4. "Sip Happens"
5. "I'm Not Slurring, I'm Speaking in Cursive"
6. "I Make Pour Decisions"
7. "Drink Triple, See Double, Act Single"
8. "I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Intoxicated by You"
9. "Alcohol You Later"
10. "I'm Not a Regular Mom, I'm a Cool Mom - with a Wine Glass"
Above is Drunk t shirt sayings.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.5. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.6. A penny saved is a penny earned.7. Don't put all
1. Home is where the heart is.2. There's no place like home.3. Home sweet home.4. A house is made of walls and beams, a home is made of love and dreams.5. Home is not a place, it's a feeling.6. Home is the starting place of love, hope, and dreams.7. Home is where our story begins.8. H
1. Love is the bridge between two hearts.2. In a happy marriage, it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.4. A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the ind
1. Blood is thicker than water.2. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.3. Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.4. A house divided against itself cannot stand.5. The ties that bind can also strangle.6. I
1. May your Christmas be merry and bright, filled with love and delight.2. Wishing you a season of joy, peace, and all things cozy.3. Sending you warm wishes and holiday cheer this Christmas.4. May your heart be light, your spirits bright, and your Christmas merry and white.5. Here's to a C
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Here are some quotes by Oscar Wilde that touch on the theme of loss:1. To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.2. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.3. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.4. The old
1. Salty as the ocean.2. Salty as a sailor's language.3. Salty as a pretzel.4. Salty as a tear.5. Salty as a margarita rim.6. Salty as a seasoned veteran.7. Salty as a potato chip.8. Salty as a pickle.9. Salty as a sea breeze.10. Salty as a brine-soaked olive.
1. Every dog has its day.2. In the doghouse.3. Barking up the wrong tree.4. Let sleeping dogs lie.5. Dog tired.6. Top dog.7. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.8. Working like a dog.9. Dog-eat-dog world.10. A dog is a man's best friend.
1. Cheers to 21 years! Join us as we celebrate [Name]'s milestone birthday.2. Turning 21 calls for a toast! You're invited to [Name]'s birthday bash.3. Let's raise a glass to 21 years of fun and memories! Join us for [Name]'s birthday celebration.4. It's time to party like it's 1999! Join us