Dumb and dumber sayings

1. "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse... Wait, can horses swim?"

2. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."

3. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

8. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

10. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave a mean burrito."

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Hope quotes tattoos and sayings

1. Hope anchors the soul. - Hebrews 6:192. Hope is the only thing stronger than fear. - Suzanne Collins3. Where there is hope, there is faith. Where there is faith, miracles happen. 4. Hope is a waking dream. - Aristotle5. Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the dar

Sayings into things crown

Actions speak louder than words.

Relationship sayings in marathi

1. प्रेमात असलेलं सर्व काही सुंदर वाटतं, पण प्रेमात नसलेलं काहीही सुंदर नाही.2. प्रेमात जगायचं तरी त्याचं दु:ख व्यक्त करायचं नाही.3. प्रेमात विश्वास असल्यास त्यात दु:ख नसतं.4. प्रेमात जीवनाचं सर्वात मोठं सौंदर्य आहे.5. प्रेमात जगायचं तरी त्याचं दु:ख व्यक्त करायचं नाही.6. प्रेमात विश्वास असल्यास त्या

Baby boys bib sayings for dads funny

1. Daddy's little drool machine2. Spit happens, Dad3. I make this bib look good, just like Dad4. Daddy's wingman5. Dribble is my middle name, just like Dad6. Daddy's little mess maker7. I'm just here for the milk and the laughs, Dad8. Daddy's mini food critic9. Born to be wild, just

Jamaican food sayings

1. Every mickle mek a muckle - This Jamaican saying means that small things can add up to make a big impact.2. One one coco full basket - This saying emphasizes the importance of taking things one step at a time and gradually building up to achieve a goal.3. Walk good - This is a common farewe

Italian sayings about money

1. Soldi non fanno la felicità - Money doesn't buy happiness.2. Chi ha i soldi ha il potere - He who has money has power.3. I soldi non crescono sugli alberi - Money doesn't grow on trees.4. Meglio un tozzo di pane con la pace che un banchetto con l'odio - Better a crust of bread with peace

Latin death sayings

1. Memento Mori (Remember that you will die)2. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi (Thus passes the glory of the world)3. Tempus Fugit (Time flies)4. Omnia Mors Aequat (Death makes all equal)5. Vita Mutatur, Non Tollitur (Life is changed, not taken away)6. In Memoriam (In memory)7. Requiescat in Pace (Rest in

Kyrie irving sayings

1. I don't really believe in luck. I believe in preparation.2. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to fall over and make a mistake. That often cripples people on the onset of getting into anything.3. I'm a reflection of the community.4. I'm just trying to be the best version of myself ever

Sassy short sayings

1. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong.4. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just witty.5. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.6. I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.7.

Aww sayings

1. Love is a four-legged word.2. You are pawsitively purrfect.3. Life is better with a furry friend.4. My dog/cat is my heart walking outside my body.5. Home is where the dog/cat is.6. The road to my heart is paved with pawprints.7. Dogs/cats leave paw prints on our hearts.8. A house