Dutch sayings funny

Here are a few funny Dutch sayings:

1. "Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put." (After the calf has drowned, they fill in the well.) - Meaning: People often take action only after a problem has occurred.

2. "Met de deur in huis vallen." (To fall with the door into the house.) - Meaning: To get straight to the point.

3. "Zo gek als een deur." (As crazy as a door.) - Meaning: To be very crazy.

4. "Achter het net vissen." (To fish behind the net.) - Meaning: To miss out on an opportunity.

5. "Dat is een appeltje voor de dorst." (That is an apple for the thirst.) - Meaning: Something saved for a rainy day.

These sayings may not make much sense when translated literally, but they are commonly used in Dutch conversations and add a touch of humor to everyday language.

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