Dwight sayings
1. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
2. "I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
3. "I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me."
4. "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
5. "I am Michael's number two. And I will always be his number two."
6. "I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office."
7. "I am a black belt in gift wrapping."
8. "I am a volunteer sheriff's deputy. And it is an honor."
9. "I am a beet farmer. You cannot outrun me."
10. "I am a Sith Lord, and I am here to do the Emperor's bidding."
Above is Dwight sayings.
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