Easter sayings for cards funny
1. "Hoppy Easter! Don't worry, be hoppy!"
2. "Easter: the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket."
3. "Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!"
4. "Easter: the one day it's socially acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket."
5. "I'm so egg-cited for Easter, I can hardly contain myself!"
6. "Easter is egg-stra special with friends like you!"
7. "Some bunny loves you! Happy Easter!"
8. "Easter: the only time of year when it's perfectly normal to put all your eggs in one basket."
9. "Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."
10. "Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!"
Above is Easter sayings for cards funny.
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