Eating apple funny sayings

1. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"

2. "Life is just like an apple, sometimes sweet and sometimes sour."

3. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

4. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough."

5. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and call the doctor!"

6. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and schedule a check-up!"

7. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and schedule a date!"

8. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and make an appointment!"

9. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and flirt!"

10. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit and invite them over!"

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