1. "Oh, Archie, you're a real meathead!"
2. "Stifle yourself, Edith!"
3. "Those dingbats down at the church are always gossiping."
4. "I'm just a simple housewife, Archie."
5. "You're a big, loudmouth bully, Archie!"
6. "I'm just trying to do my best, Archie."
7. "Archie, you're always yelling at me!"
8. "I don't know, Archie, I just don't know."
9. "I try to be a good wife, Archie."
10. "Oh, Archie, you're always making me feel dumb."
Above is Edith bunker sayings.
1. Happiness is a purring cat on your lap2. All you need is love and a cat3. Crazy cat lady in the kitchen4. Life is better with a cat by your side5. Meow is the time for baking6. Home is where the cat is7. In a relationship with my cat and baking8. Cat hair is a condiment in this kit
1. Freedom is the oxygen of the soul. - Moshe Dayan2. Freedom is the power to choose our own chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau3. Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost4. The only way to deal with fear is to face it head on. Embrace the freedom that comes with it. - Oprah Winfrey5. Freedom
1. Bostin' mate - Excellent, great2. I'm bost up - I'm really tired3. Yow'm a proper bosted - You're a mess4. I'm off down the cut - I'm going for a walk by the canal5. I'm just popping to the Bull Ring - I'm going shopping6. It's black over Bill's mother's - It looks like it's going to
1. Festival season: where the only thing more colorful than the decorations is the language of the people trying to find their friends.2. Festivals are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get, but you're guaranteed to have a good time.3. At festivals, the only thing m
1. Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón. (A person's mouth often breaks their nose.)2. Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin. (There's no hearth like your own hearth.)3. Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine. (People live in each other's shadows.)4. Ní neart go cur le chéile. (There is no st
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
1. I like my coffee like I like my attitude - strong and sassy.2. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.3. Coffee: because adulting is hard.4. Life happens, coffee helps.5. I run on coffee and sarcasm.6. Coffee - because anger management is too expensive.7. I like my coffee how
1. I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.2. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional.3. Jack Daniels: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.4. I only drink on days that end in 'y'.5. Jack Daniels: Liquid courage for the socially awkward.6. I
Here are some interesting facts about the American flag:1. The current design of the American flag, with 50 stars and 13 stripes, was adopted on July 4, 1960.2. The 50 stars on the flag represent the 50 states of the United States, while the 13 stripes represent the original 13 colonies.3. The color
1. I'm so good at eclipses, I could do it with my eyes closed.2. I tried to make a solar eclipse pun, but it was overshadowed by better jokes.3. I'm like an eclipse - I only come around once in a while.4. Eclipses are like the moon photobombing the sun.5. I'm not saying I'm the center of th