Fake british sayings

1. "As daft as a brush."

2. "It's all gone pear-shaped."

3. "He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

4. "She's as mad as a box of frogs."

5. "I'm off to see a man about a dog."

6. "It's like trying to teach a pig to sing."

7. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."

8. "It's like a storm in a teacup."

9. "She's as useful as a chocolate teapot."

10. "He's as bent as a nine-bob note."

Above is Fake british sayings.

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