Fake irish sayings

1. "May the wind always be at your back and your pockets full of gold, unless you're a leprechaun, then you're out of luck."

2. "A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is just a myth, but a pint of Guinness at the end of the day is a reality."

3. "May your troubles be as few as your teeth."

4. "A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have, but don't count on them to pay for your round at the pub."

5. "May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, unless you're allergic to clover, then may your blessings outnumber the pollen in spring."

6. "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog, unless the dog is a sheepdog, then it's the size of the flock that matters."

7. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird in the pot is worth a hearty stew."

8. "May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly or you might trip and spill your pint."

9. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a fine bacon sandwich."

10. "May you be in heaven a full half-hour before the devil knows you're dead, unless you owe him money, then you're on your own."

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