Famous amusing sayings
1. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
4. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
5. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
6. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
7. "I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm forgetting something." - Unknown
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
Above is Famous amusing sayings.
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