Famous funny love quotes and sayings
1. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." - Carroll Bryant
2. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - Scott Adams
3. "Love is sharing your popcorn." - Charles Schultz
4. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Elizabeth Evans
5. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
6. "I love you with all my belly, I would say heart, but my belly is bigger." - Unknown
7. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
8. "I love you more than a fat kid loves cake." - Unknown
9. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." - Joan Crawford
10. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns
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1. You're a slam dunk on and off the court!2. You're a home run in everything you do!3. You're a goal-scoring machine!4. You're a champion in every game you play!5. You're a track star in the race of life!6. You're a touchdown waiting to happen!7. You're a gold medalist in my book!8.
1. Boxers or briefs, either way you're a stud.2. Real men wear cute undies.3. Keep it brief, but never boring.4. Boxers: the perfect mix of comfort and style.5. Briefs: because real men know how to keep it all together.6. Underwear: the unsung hero of every man's wardrobe.7. Life is too
Here are some famous Bob Barker sayings from The Price is Right:1. Come on down!2. The actual retail price is...3. You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!4. Don't forget to have your pets spayed or neutered.5. Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered.6
1. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.2. Fight fire with fire.3. Where there's smoke, there's fire.4. Light a fire under someone.5. Playing with fire.6. Fire in the belly.7. Fire and brimstone.8. Fire up the engines.9. Fan the flames.10. A spark can start a fire.
1. May your holiday season be filled with as much joy as a grumpy old Scrooge.2. Wishing you a Christmas that's as merry as a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.3. Here's to a holiday season that's as cheerful as a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past.4. May your Christmas be as
1. May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly!2. May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother's teeth.3. May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not too close to you in case it's contagious!4. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and may good luck
1. Boo! Did I scare you?2. I'm just a friendly ghost looking for some treats.3. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!4. I'm haunting you with spooky delight.5. I'm just a ghostly apparition, here to spook and have fun.6. Beware of the ghostly presence lurking in th
1. Be Mine2. True Love3. Kiss Me4. Hug Me5. XOXO6. Cutie Pie7. Sweet Talk8. Love Bug9. You Rock10. My Hero11. Dream Big12. Sweetheart13. You're the One14. I Love You15. Sweet Kiss16. Miss You17. Sweet Pea18. BFF19. Sweetheart20. Forever Yours
1. Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman2. Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec3. Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor. - Euripides4. Youth is the joy, the little bird that has broken out of the e
1. Swinging into another year of joy and happiness! Happy Birthday!2. May your birthday be filled with laughter, love, and lots of swinging fun!3. Wishing you a birthday that's as carefree and delightful as a swing in the breeze.4. Swing high, swing low, but always remember to enjoy the ride.