Famous jocular quotes and sayings
1. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
2. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
3. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields
4. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
5. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
7. "I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
8. "I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything." - Unknown
9. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
10. "I'm writing a letter. I can't write it in Braille. So, I'm writing it in dots." - Steven Wright
Above is Famous jocular quotes and sayings.
1. A mother's love is forever, and her memory will live on in our hearts.2. Although no words can ease the pain of losing a mother, know that you are in my thoughts and prayers.3. May the love and memories you shared with your mother bring you comfort during this difficult time.4. Your mother
1. Te amo más que ayer, pero menos que mañana. Translation: I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.2. Eres mi media naranja. Translation: You are my other half.3. El amor todo lo puede. Translation: Love can do anything.4. Eres el amor de mi vida. Translation: You are
1. Love is the anchor that keeps us steady in the stormy seas of life.2. Sail away with me on the ship of love, where every wave is a kiss and every breeze is a caress.3. In the vast ocean of love, we are but two souls sailing together towards eternity.4. Love is the lighthouse that guides us
1. Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Deuteronomy 31:62. The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life; of whom shall I be afraid
1. I'm just tryna live life for the moment.2. I'm addicted to a life that's so empty and so cold.3. I can't feel my face when I'm with you.4. I only call you when it's half past five.5. I'm a prisoner to my addiction.6. I'm good, I'm good, I'm great.7. I'm just tryna get you high.8. I
1. You are my favorite chapter in this book called life.2. Together is a wonderful place to be.3. You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.4. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.5. I choose you. And I'll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doub
1. Love stinks, but candy rocks!2. I'm sweet on you... and this candy too!3. You're sweeter than this candy... almost.4. You're my favorite flavor... for now.5. Love is sweet, but this candy is sweeter.6. I love you more than candy... almost.7. You're the cherry on top of my candy heart