Famous madea sayings

1. "Hallelujer!"

2. "I ain't scared of nobody but God, and I don't know if He's real."

3. "I'm Madea, and I'm here to stay."

4. "I'm a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man."

5. "I'm not crazy, I'm just special."

6. "I'm not a regular grandma, I'm a cool grandma."

7. "If you want something bad enough, you'll make it happen."

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

9. "I'm too blessed to be stressed."

10. "I don't have time for drama, I'm too busy living my best life."

Above is Famous madea sayings.

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