Famous sayings by victoria wood
1. "Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597."
2. "I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I've been driving that Peugeot for years."
3. "Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
4. "I thought Coq au Vin was love in a lorry."
5. "I once went to a restaurant that advertised 'Breakfast Anytime'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
6. "I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
7. "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
8. "I am two with nature."
9. "I can't do with the modern music. I'm not a fan of the electric guitar. I'm a great fan of the acoustic guitar."
10. "I am not a fan of the electric toothbrush. I prefer the acoustic one."
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