Famous squidward sayings

1. "I'm not just handsome, I'm handsome squared!"

2. "Future? What future? I don't have a future."

3. "I don't get it, but I'll figure it out later."

4. "I'm so alone, so very alone."

5. "I'm not just a cashier, I'm an artist."

6. "I'm a misunderstood artist."

7. "I can't believe I'm stuck in a job with you two."

8. "I'm not just a pretty face, you know."

9. "I'm a genius, I tell you!"

10. "I'm the best clarinet player in the whole sea."

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Early doors sayings

1. The early bird catches the worm.2. The early bird gets the worm.3. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.4. Rise and shine!5. The early bird beats the crowd.6. Start early, finish strong.7. The early riser reaps the rewards.8. Get a head start.9.

Funny may day sayings

1. May your May Day be as bright as a Maypole and as fun as a May basket!2. May your May Day be filled with flowers, sunshine, and laughter!3. May your May Day be so fantastic that even the birds start singing your praises!4. May your May Day be so amazing that even the bees buzz about it!5.

Funny salvadoran sayings

1. Más vale pájaro en mano que cien volando - It's better to have a bird in hand than a hundred flying2. A falta de pan, tortillas - In the absence of bread, tortillas will do3. El que nace para tamal, del cielo le caen las hojas - Those born to be a tamale, the leaves will fall from the sky f

Baba sayings quotes

1. Do not be a storehouse of memories. Leave past, future and even present thoughts behind. Be a witness to life unfolding by itself.2. The less you think, the more you will find yourself in the presence of the Divine.3. The mind is a bundle of thoughts. The more you cling to thoughts, the more

English sayings about sex

1. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. 2. Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. - Marilyn Monroe3. Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

Funnt christmas sayings

1. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.2. Christmas calories don't count, right?3. All I want for Christmas is a nap.4. Dear Santa, I can explain...5. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone

Wise sayings quotes christmas

1. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. - Calvin Coolidge2. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale3. Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. - Winston Churchill4. Th

Cutest thing since sayings

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Best raf military sayings

Here are some popular RAF military sayings:1. Per Ardua ad Astra - Through adversity to the stars (RAF motto)2. Tally Ho! - Expression used by RAF pilots to indicate they have spotted an enemy aircraft3. The Few - Referring to the brave pilots of the RAF who fought in the Battle of Britain4.

Thinking quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha3. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S. Lewis4. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -