Famous witty sayings
1. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
3. "I can't go on, I'll go on." - Samuel Beckett
4. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
5. "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde
6. "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
7. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
8. "I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
9. "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure." - Unknown
10. "I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean
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