Father's day funny sayings

1. "Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend...and the one who always falls asleep on the couch during movie night."

2. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age, and you make me want to nap."

3. "Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me how to ride a bike, drive a car, and still can't figure out how to use the remote control."

4. "Dad, you're the reason I have a great sense of humor...because I had to learn how to laugh at all your dad jokes."

5. "Dad, you're the real MVP - Most Valuable Popsicle-eater in the house."

6. "Happy Father's Day to the man who can fix anything...except for his own fashion sense."

7. "Dad, you're the king of the grill, the master of the lawnmower, and the champion of napping in front of the TV."

8. "Dad, you're the reason I know how to change a tire, balance a checkbook, and still can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet."

9. "Happy Father's Day to the man who always knows how to make me laugh, even when he's embarrassing me in front of my friends."

10. "Dad, you're the best at giving advice, telling stories, and pretending to know how to dance at family weddings."

Above is Father's day funny sayings.

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