Father son funny sayings
1. "I told my son he was adopted. He said, 'I knew it! I want to meet my real parents.' I said, 'We are your real parents. Now pack your bags, they're coming to pick you up.'"
2. Son: "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" Dad: "I don't think they'll fit me."
3. Son: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You're a sandwich."
4. Son: "Dad, I'm hungry." Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad."
5. Son: "Dad, can I have some money?" Dad: "Money doesn't grow on trees." Son: "But you said I'm your little branch."
6. Son: "Dad, can you help me with my homework?" Dad: "Sure, which one do you want me to do for you?"
7. Son: "Dad, I'm cold." Dad: "Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees."
8. Son: "Dad, can I go to the party?" Dad: "Is your room clean?" Son: "Yes." Dad: "No, it's not. You're grounded."
9. Son: "Dad, can I have the car keys?" Dad: "Sure, just bring it back with a full tank of gas." Son: "But it's already full." Dad: "Exactly."
10. Son: "Dad, I'm scared of the dark." Dad: "Don't worry, the dark is more scared of me."
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