Father son sayings funny

1. "I told my son to stop playing video games and go outside. He laughed and said, 'Dad, I can't pause an online game!'"

2. "My son asked me how to spell 'stupid.' I told him to look it up in the dictionary. He said, 'But Dad, how can I look it up if I don't know how to spell it?'"

3. "I asked my son if he had finished his homework. He replied, 'I'm on a break, Dad. I'm practicing my procrastination skills.'"

4. "I told my son to clean his room. He said, 'Why? It's just going to get messy again.' I guess he's a realist."

5. "I asked my son if he wanted to go for a walk. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's to the fridge.'"

6. "I told my son to turn down his music. He said, 'But Dad, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.'"

7. "I asked my son if he had finished his chores. He said, 'I'm still in the planning phase.' Looks like he's a strategic thinker."

8. "I told my son to stop making jokes about pizza. He said, 'But Dad, they're so cheesy!'"

9. "I asked my son if he wanted to help with the yard work. He said, 'Sorry, Dad, I'm allergic to manual labor.'"

10. "I told my son to stop slouching. He said, 'But Dad, I'm just preparing for my future career as a professional couch potato.'"

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