Fb funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just committed to my online presence."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a chef, I just love to eat."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
Above is Fb funny quotes and sayings.
1. Peace, Love, Unity, Respect2. PLUR vibes only3. Spread love like confetti4. Dance like nobody's watching5. Good vibes only6. Keep calm and rave on7. Embrace the music8. One love, one tribe9. Let the music guide you10. EDM is my therapy
1. Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends. - Kim Kardashian2. Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring - quite often the hard way. - Pamela Dugdale3. Siblings: children of the same parents, each
1. Happy Retirement, Dad! Time to relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor.2. Cheers to a well-deserved retirement, Dad! May your days be filled with joy and relaxation.3. Wishing you a happy retirement, Dad! Here's to new adventures and endless relaxation.4. Congratulations on your retiremen
- March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.- April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring June gloom.- April showers bring May flowers, but also mud and puddles.- April showers bring May flowers, but also allergies.- April showers bring May flowers, but also the promis
1. Sweat now, shine later2. Stronger than yesterday3. Train like a beast, look like a beauty4. No pain, no gain5. Work hard, stay humble6. Sore today, strong tomorrow7. Fitness is my therapy8. Beast mode activated9. Rise and grind10. Mind over matter
1. Going, going, gone!2. He hit that one to the moon!3. That ball is outta here!4. A tape-measure shot!5. Touch 'em all!6. He turned on that one!7. Say goodbye to that baseball!8. That ball is crushed!9. He put a charge into that one!10. It's a no-doubter!
1. Time wasted is never regained.2. Don't let time wasters steal your precious moments.3. Time is too valuable to waste on things that don't matter.4. The biggest time waster is regretting the time you've wasted.5. Time is a currency, spend it wisely.6. Time wasted on the unimportant is t
1. Sometimes the darkest thoughts create the most beautiful art.2. In the depths of despair, creativity finds its voice.3. The shadows in my mind spill onto the canvas.4. Every stroke of the pen echoes my pain.5. My art is a reflection of the darkness within me.6. In the silence of my sol
1. The art of debate is not about winning or losing, but about seeking the truth.2. In a debate, it's not about who shouts the loudest, but who presents the strongest argument.3. Debate is the oxygen of democracy, essential for a healthy exchange of ideas.4. A good debate is like a dance, wit
1. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.3. It's a long road that has no turning.4. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.5. A bird in the hand is worth two in