Flasks with funny sayings

1. "I'm not a scientist, I just play one in the lab"

2. "I have a flask for that"

3. "I'm not slacking off, I'm conducting important experiments"

4. "I'm not drinking, I'm conducting a taste test"

5. "Trust me, I'm a chemist"

6. "I'm not a magician, but I can make things disappear in this flask"

7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of glassware"

8. "I'm not a doctor, but I have a prescription for fun"

9. "I'm not a bartender, but I can mix a mean solution"

10. "I'm not a mad scientist, I'm just mad about science"

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Best friend happy birthday sayings

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