Fml sayings
1. "Just when you think things can't get any worse, life proves you wrong."
2. "Life is like a rollercoaster, and right now I'm stuck on the loop-de-loop."
3. "If my life had a theme song, it would be 'Another One Bites the Dust.'"
4. "I'm not sure if I'm living life or just surviving it at this point."
5. "Sometimes I feel like I'm starring in my own personal tragic comedy."
6. "Why do bad things always happen to me? It's like I'm a magnet for misfortune."
7. "If life gives you lemons, it's probably because it knows you're allergic to citrus."
8. "I swear, if my life was a movie, it would be a horror film."
9. "I'm starting to think that my guardian angel went on an extended vacation."
10. "I'm not sure if I'm cursed or just incredibly unlucky, but either way, it sucks."
Above is Fml sayings.
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