1. "He really knows how to handle his balls."
2. "She's got great ball control."
3. "He's always penetrating the defense."
4. "She's not afraid to get down and dirty in the box."
5. "He's got a strong tackle."
6. "She's always looking for a good position."
7. "He's not afraid to go in hard."
8. "She's always looking to score."
9. "He's got a great touch."
10. "She's always willing to go the extra mile."
Above is Football sayings that sound dirty.
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