Free printable birthday cards funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings you can use on free printable birthday cards:
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
2. "Another year older, but who's counting? Oh right, everyone."
3. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!"
4. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just retro!"
5. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one!"
6. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my jokes. Happy birthday!"
7. "Don't worry about getting older, you're like a fine wine - getting better with age and giving everyone a headache in the morning!"
8. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
9. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine of life's golf course!"
10. "Aging like a fine cheese - getting more pungent with each passing year. Happy birthday!"
Feel free to use these sayings on your printable birthday cards!
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