Free printable funny quotes and sayings
Here are some free printable funny quotes and sayings that you can use:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
Feel free to print these out and use them for your personal enjoyment or to share with others!
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