Friday the 13th jokes and sayings
1. Why did Jason Voorhees go to therapy? To deal with his "killer" instincts!
2. What do you call a group of superstitious teenagers on Friday the 13th? Scaredy-cats!
3. Why did the black cat cross Jason's path on Friday the 13th? To give him bad luck!
4. What did the calendar say to Friday the 13th? "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
5. Why did Jason refuse to play hide and seek on Friday the 13th? Because he always finds you!
6. What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a four-leaf clover? A lucky escape!
7. Why did the ghost refuse to haunt on Friday the 13th? Because even spirits need a day off!
8. What did the unlucky rabbit say on Friday the 13th? "I'm not hopping into any trouble today!"
9. Why did the mirror break on Friday the 13th? Because even the reflection didn't want bad luck!
10. What did Jason say when he went to the haunted house on Friday the 13th? "I feel right at home here!"
Above is Friday the 13th jokes and sayings.
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