Full of shit sayings

1. "That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

2. "He's all hat and no cattle."

3. "She's as sharp as a bowling ball."

4. "He's as clueless as a blind man in a maze."

5. "That idea is as appealing as a root canal."

6. "He's as useful as a chocolate teapot."

7. "She's as graceful as a bull in a china shop."

8. "He's all talk and no trousers."

9. "That plan is as solid as a house of cards."

10. "She's as subtle as a sledgehammer."

Above is Full of shit sayings.

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