Funni bio sayings

1. "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot of candy."

Above is Funni bio sayings.

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