1. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
3. "Flat out like a lizard drinking."
4. "Mad as a cut snake."
5. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
6. "As happy as a dog with two tails."
7. "He's got a face like a dropped pie."
8. "Built like a brick shithouse."
9. "She'll be right, mate."
10. "Like a possum up a gum tree."
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1. Merry and Bright2. Joy to the World3. Tis the Season to Sparkle4. Let it Snow5. Jingle All the Way6. Peace on Earth7. Ho Ho Ho8. Believe in the Magic of Christmas9. Warm Wishes and Holiday Cheer10. Fa La La La La, La La La La
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The
1. Another year older, but still as fabulous as ever!2. Birthdays are for celebrating, so let's make this one unforgettable!3. Age is just a number, but style is forever!4. Life's a party, so let's dance the night away!5. It's my birthday, and I'm ready to sparkle and shine!6. Cake, candl
1. Más vale tarde que nunca - Better late than never2. No hay mal que por bien no venga - Every cloud has a silver lining3. A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda - The early bird catches the worm4. Dime con quién andas y te diré quién eres - Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are5
1. Drive for show, putt for dough.2. Keep your head down and follow through.3. It's not how you drive, it's how you arrive.4. Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears.5. The harder you work, the luckier you get.6. Golf is a game of misses. The winn
1. I'm here for the snacks and the awkward small talk2. I came, I saw, I made it awkward3. Dance like no one is watching, drink like you're being judged4. I'm not drunk, I'm just more fun5. I'm the life of the party... until the pizza arrives6. I'm not a regular party-goer, I'm a cool par
1. Eyebrows are sisters, not twins.2. My eyebrows are like snowflakes - no two are the same.3. Eyebrows on fleek, even on a budget.4. I may not have expensive eyebrows, but they still frame my face perfectly.5. Who needs expensive eyebrows when you have natural beauty?6. My eyebrows may b
1. Sleigh all day, candy cane way!2. Riding in style with a candy cane smile!3. Sweet sleigh ride with candy cane pride!4. Candy canes and sleighs, the perfect holiday craze!5. Sleighing through the snow, with candy canes in tow!6. On a sleigh full of treats, candy canes can't be beat!7.
1. I feel like I'm running in place, never reaching my goals.2. I'm stuck in a cycle of unfulfilled potential.3. I can't shake this feeling of falling short of my own expectations.4. I'm constantly chasing success but never quite catching it.5. I feel like I'm treading water, never making a
1. Pour cold water on your plans2. Put a damper on your enthusiasm3. Throw shade on your parade4. Burst your bubble5. Rain on your parade6. Dampen your spirits7. Throw a wet blanket on your excitement8. Put a cloud over your happiness9. Ruin your day10. Spoil the fun