Funniest baseball sayings
1. "Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra
2. "It ain't over 'til it's over." - Yogi Berra
3. "I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball." - Pete Rose
4. "Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand." - Leo Durocher
5. "The only way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up." - Bob Uecker
6. "Baseball is a funny game. You have to have a sense of humor to play it." - Cal Ripken Jr.
7. "You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first." - Fred Wilcox
8. "Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer." - Ted Williams
9. "The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up." - Bob Uecker
10. "I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes." - Leo Durocher
Above is Funniest baseball sayings.
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