Funniest birthday sayings ever
1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"
2. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Cheers to another year!"
3. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!"
4. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"
5. "You're not old, you're just retro! Happy birthday, vintage friend!"
6. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, forever young!"
7. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!"
8. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine. Happy birthday, golf pro!"
9. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy birthday, wise one!"
10. "You're not old, you're just a classic. Happy birthday, timeless beauty!"
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