1. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
2. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
3. "This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of hot cocoa."
4. "Christmas calories don't count."
5. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
6. "The elf did it."
7. "Dear Santa, define 'nice.'"
8. "Sleigh all day."
9. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."
10. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."
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