Funniest confusing sayings
1. "It's raining cats and dogs." - This saying is both confusing and funny because it implies that animals are falling from the sky, which is obviously not possible.
2. "You can't have your cake and eat it too." - This saying is confusing because it seems to contradict itself. After all, what's the point of having cake if you can't eat it?
3. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - This saying is funny because it combines two well-known sayings in a way that doesn't quite make sense. It's also confusing because it's not clear why the second mouse would get the cheese.
4. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." - This saying is confusing because it's not clear how counting chickens relates to them hatching. It's also funny because it's a reminder not to get ahead of yourself.
5. "A watched pot never boils." - This saying is confusing because it seems to suggest that pots have feelings or intentions. It's also funny because it's a humorous way of reminding someone to be patient.
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