Funniest doormat sayings
1. "Please remove your shoes, I'm tired of cleaning up after you."
2. "Welcome! Please don't let the cat out... or the husband."
3. "Come back with a warrant."
4. "Did we invite you over? No? Then go away."
5. "Shhh... the neighbors are listening."
6. "Ring the doorbell and let me sing you the song of my people (dogs barking)."
7. "Warning: This house is protected by a crazy dog and an even crazier owner."
8. "If you're not Amazon, go away."
9. "Knock softly and pretend you're not home."
10. "Welcome! We hope you brought wine."
Above is Funniest doormat sayings.
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