Funniest ever quotes and sayings friends
1. "Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die." - Unknown
2. "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'" - Unknown
3. "Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face." - Unknown
4. "I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that." - Unknown
5. "Friends are therapists you can drink with." - Unknown
6. "I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair." - Unknown
7. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." - Unknown
8. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
9. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support." - Unknown
10. "A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you." - Unknown
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1. Love is sweet, just like this treat!2. Happily ever after starts with cake!3. Eat, drink, and be married!4. Life is short, eat the cake first!5. Love at first bite!6. A slice of love.7. Cake me away!8. Sweet beginnings.9. Let them eat cake!10. Love is in the air, and on this ca
Love is a four-legged word.Pawsitively adorable.My heart purrs for you.You are the cat's meow.Life is better with furry friends.Love is a tail wag away.Home is where the dog is.Every bunny needs some bunny.Love is a hop, skip, and a jump away.Life is ruff without you.
1. It's so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up its nuts with oven mitts.2. It's hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna.3. It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette.4. It's as hot as Satan's sauna.5. It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.6. It's hotter than a two-dol
1. Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. - Margaret Thatcher2. A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C. Maxwell3. If you want to be a leader, you must be a follower first. - Rick Warren4. To be a good leader, you have to be a good follower. -
1. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.2. Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama3. A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. - Irish Proverb4. The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep. - E. Joseph Coss
1. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir2. The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction. - Rachel Carson3. The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of