Funniest goodbye sayings

1. "I'm out like a scout with a sprout on a route."

2. "Catch you on the flip side of a pancake."

3. "Gotta bounce like a rubber ball in a room full of cats."

4. "I'm off like a prom dress in a tornado."

5. "Time to hit the road like a toad on a unicycle."

6. "I'm ghosting out of here like a phantom in a haunted house."

7. "I'm peacing out like a puzzle piece that doesn't fit."

8. "I'm disappearing faster than a magician's assistant."

9. "I'm vanishing like a fart in the wind."

10. "I'm off like a herd of turtles in a marathon."

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