Funniest gym sayings
1. "Sweat is just fat crying."
2. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
3. "I workout because I really love food."
4. "I'm not here to talk, I'm here to squat."
5. "I have a love-hate relationship with burpees. I love to hate them."
6. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn."
7. "I'm not a gym addict, I'm just committed to my fitness."
8. "I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it."
9. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make gains."
10. "I may not be the strongest or the fastest, but I'll be damned if I'm not trying my hardest."
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