Funniest hockey sayings
1. "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out."
2. "I'm not a player, I just slap a lot."
3. "I'm not a player, I just shoot a lot."
4. "I'm not a player, I just skate a lot."
5. "I'm not a player, I just stickhandle a lot."
6. "I'm not a player, I just check a lot."
7. "I'm not a player, I just score a lot."
8. "I'm not a player, I just block shots a lot."
9. "I'm not a player, I just chirp a lot."
10. "I'm not a player, I just love the smell of ice in the morning."
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